Gluteous maxiumas. Heinie. Butt. Or as I prefer to say, ass. An ass makes a person unique.

Some people are horses asses and some people are shit. (product departing the ass)

There are big asses and little asses. Bulging asses and flat asses. All unique and…

“That’s not what the AI prompt coming from the WordPress meant asshole, they want the writers to be stimulated as say something poetic.”

Okay, well there are nice asses. there are those that bring up the comment, “Nice ass!” or “I’d like to tap that ass!”

“Again, not cool.”

Seriously? You got a thing about unique ass? (sigh) Okay. How about the uniqueness of a person to read minds? Or see the future? Maybe know when something is about to die? Is that unique enough for you?

“You really are an ass.”

Thanks, that is what makes me unique.

(soon agent Barton will be VERY busy being unique)

Daily writing prompt

Which aspects do you think makes a person unique?

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Technology as applied in meaning to have ‘advanced skills offered by the use of transformed materials.

Job? That means to expend energy upon a task. Today’s question denotes that the use of technology can change the expenditure of energy needed, either by self or the use of transformed materials.

“Does the use of technology change your job asshole? Geesh, just answer the fucking question like a normal human being.” Said by a brain dead reader most probably human and using transformed materials to read about my’ job’.

First, i am not human so technology as humans see transformed materials is meaningless to me.

Second, not being human means that the biological matrix of the shell currently being manipulated is more of a hologram; a pixal picture of perfection.

Third, in my’ job’ there is no change. Never has. Never will be. i have job security beyond your wildest imagination.

Fourth, a ‘job’ for me conjures up the picture of having to do work and as such, again, since i am not human i must be something with a given task. My joyous task is the death of entire worlds. i am the beginning and the end. The alpha and omega. My task is not a job, it is a pleasure.

My name is, Death.

Daily writing prompt

How has technology changed your job?

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Sister Jude. Hands down the best teacher as she knew about what she was teaching and i knew she knew.

“A swallow returning one day a year and lightly touching her wing to a giant stone wall crossing the ocean.

By the time the wall is worn away by the birds soft touch, eternity will not even have begun.”

Daily writing prompt

Who was your most influential teacher? Why?

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Shit.

Daily writing prompt

What is one word that describes you?

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Of today there grew the sun

Ripe and full to pull the berry buds to vine

Heat of a moment lulled by seductions of cold; germination

Bees to ply their trade, all in preparation for the feast

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Ripening such; thin skin holding such sweet sublime

As Fall should and does come there is the time for the creation of something better; fruits bearing aroma, held aloft in honor, this newly born bottle of wine.

Corked to hold a world where with age comes pleasure

Dust growing a secure coating the wine bides the time

Waiting

Waiting forever if need be, as for to gain title of best, there is more to the flavor, the taste, the actions….

There is the smile of satisfaction of that very special taste from the lips from those able to receive.

Daily writing prompt

What was the best compliment you’ve received?

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Who is not?

No, not a question as to who is who

but

WordPress asked the question.

Who are you? Or maybe you are who?

A sir?

A ma’am?

A creature?

Wait a minute… Is there a circus near here?

Here?

Who?

What the fuck kind of question is “Who is the most confident person you know?”

Who is who when looking at the most confident person i know

Who are we?

We are all confident when we’re in darkness looking into a mirror.

That is who i am.

Daily writing prompt

Who is the most confident person you know?

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Daily writing prompt

What activities do you lose yourself in?

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i never get lost and there is an old saying which covers such a condition.

“I never lose it or get lost, ever. i only get confused for a thousand years or so.”

If I were a Democrat I would rid myself of guns, gasoline driven cars, fur, babies. I would indulge and purchase a Tesla, some organic groceries to fill my hemp bag, a Yurt and then donate heavily to destroy those who are destroying my world of fantasy.

If I were a Republican I’d say “god bless America.” Buy me some more guns and beer. Buy a chainsaw to cut down a democrats sacred tree and then buy more guns and beer and watch Shawn Hannity on my newly purchased big screen TV.

If

If

If i were human like you than i suppose there would be plans made for death. A funeral. A memorial. An obituary.

Thankfully i am not you. Nor a Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Communist… i am not human and as such have no need for shopping.

i am a stone, a fish, a bird, a tree. Having no need for anything of any store other than what my Creator provides daily for me.

Daily writing prompt

Where would you go on a shopping spree?

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Ha!

HaaHaaHaa!

Hardy Har Har!

last thing I learned?

I learned I was correct in my thoughts regarding humanity. I learned to run and hide. Hide for another couple of thousand years…

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What is the last thing you learned?

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“Why can’t you understand there is no God?” A question asked by billions.

Hate is a strong word and yet soft at the same time. “I hate eating tomatoes,” compared to, “I hate God.”

i don’t hate so the question is a bit tricky when WordPress asks what is one question I hate to be asked.

i don’t like ignorance and while questions lead the ignorant to an answer, most people getting a true answer choose to hate or reject.

God exists. Oh yes indeed. With full understanding i would rather be poor, pissed on, kicked in the balls, spit on, despised, ‘hated’, than to deny the Love of my Creator.

Daily writing prompt

What is one question you hate to be asked? Explain.

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