Just one day.
Condense the time to five seconds.
What could I do in five seconds that would be so magnificent?
So wonderful?
Fun?
Easy. For five seconds to be able to push the red button on a dictators desk staring a world wide nuclear explosion.
(is that wrong?”
“Hold my beer and watch me do this…”
trying to understand and love a human being. complete failure and success at the same time. thankfully there was cheese as a reward instead of an electrical shock.
Lime jello…
No matter where I stand in a room the green blob stares at me while it wiggles.
After a busy day of blowing up worlds it is nice to watch reruns of Dexter while painting my claws pink.
Oh shit…
Never.
Ever.
Get drunk and try and seduce a sow grizzly bear.
Stick with bunnies.
‘something’… Some things are best left uneaten such as school lunch.
Some things are worth pursuing such getting out of the public school system as fast as possible.
Not only some things teachers taught are wrong morally, factually and just about every wrong thing that can be taught was taught.
Could go on and on about high school was nothing more than a mudfest of oozing pustulent hormone laden insanity…
Case in point: Human physics. Got into a lengthy argument with Mr. Dettman that not only is it possible to travel faster than the speed of light I showed him how too…
Are we there yet?
And yes, the secret answer is, pizza.
The Book of Life
