To lose to relinquish to submit

Resignation

Lost in life and imagination.

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Imagine: Walking atop the water between the evenly spaced piers. Wooded aged and weathered wood planks. The Sun is high and warm; seagulls blaring sovereignty.

There is talk of politics…leading more to shitty shit than inspiration.

So much of so,so,so much. (redundant: strike 3-3-0-1)

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Inspiration mixed with perspiration and with the insertion

a phallic symbol of Spring.

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Can you see now the obvious?

Lovely creatures of forest and night

The best lost is the best win when realizing

Life.

Daily writing prompt

What activities do you lose yourself in?

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“What car do you prefer?” Scribble. Scribble.

“Where do you shop for novelty sex items?” Scribble. Scribble.

“Are you pro government?” Scribble. Scribble.

A long list of seemingly innocent questions. Questions of which answers can be judged 75% or more factual. The remaining 25% is fantasy, lies, or fiction.

Using the data enables marketing to guide the ‘next’ best thing.

As to the movies or TV series watched more than five times, the answer is easy. To watch the hidden camera footage downloaded via ‘unusual’ means, to watch the politicians, wealthy individuals, and terrorists is a means to justify the coming actions far beyond the pale of marketing surveys, commercial enterprises, or even the whole combined world of planetary defense.

boom boom… out go the lights.

Daily writing prompt

What movies or TV series have you watched more than 5 times?

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the mind saw the A.I. Worpress prompt as, “Where would you go on a killing spree?” And of course the answer was simple and easy: Earth.

However, after seeing it was a more useless and mundane question of, “Where would you go on a shopping spree?” The answer is easy and would be, Bob’s House of Guns, Gore, and Guts.

A small but humble shop dealing with tons of ammunition (one can never have enough ammo). They also sell flame throwers, land-mines, howitzers, and small tactical nukes small enough to fit in a small container such as a Uber tooling around in New York City (coming soon to a metropolis near you.)

But what Bob’s House of Guns, Gore, and Guts REALLY has that is absolutely delicious is the testes of alligators that have been soaked in a dill brine. Shit…That shit can be eaten with Wonder bread slathered with hog grease, hot sauce and a shitload of pickled alligator balls. Fucking YUMMY!

Absolutely heavenly. And recently they sent out a cyber coupon for spicy chicken lips and lizard tails soaked in pineapple sauce. Buy one get one free.

Damn…

Hunger brings out the best in me.

Daily writing prompt

Where would you go on a shopping spree?

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“What is your middle name?” Said by an A.I. program running WordPress.

“My name is, fucking.” Said by fucking.

“What be yer first n last name then?” A.I. was growing some tits.

“My first name is, Big. My last name is, Asshole.” Said big fucking asshole.

“Well said,” Said an electric power surge in the the grid.

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What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance?

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Actually fell once and instead of not being capable of reaching my beer, I was able to not only reach my beer, drink my beer, but I was able to build a cold fusion generator.

Beats building the pyramids…

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Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on.

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Democrats.

Because they are fucking retarded. Just hearing the word causes a combination of irritable bowels, constipation, bloating, and mental degradation of the well being of adhering to common sense.

Daily writing prompt

If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why?

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“A huyman sool…”

Satan

Daily writing prompt

What is your favorite drink?

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Who the fuck thinks of these questions? Or, if you prefer, ‘Daily writing prompt.’

Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?

Which law? The Law of God? The law of mankind? The laws pertaining to Aztec blood orgies?

Let me think about it… Mmmm… Breaking a law unintentionally…. Nope. Never. I prefer to break asunder any law of my choosing with the full intention of obliterating whatever meaning that law holds sacred.

Now, I have to get back to boiling kittens for dinner while watching preteen pygmy porn videos stolen from the Mormon church.

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Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?

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This one?

The one a million years ago?

If the A.I. at WordPress is alluding to what parents were doing when aged the same then the answer is easy.

The parents were doing at my age whatever the fuck they wanted to do. They said what they wanted, did what they wanted and they hated politicians.

Or, maybe I’m lying. Maybe they were dead, or resting in a cave in the middle of the planet.

Maybe I’m not lying or embellishing and they were wondering if the U.S. would win World War I.

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What were your parents doing at your age?

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To vote for a Democrat?

I’d rather eat turds…

What’s that?

The Republicans are worse than that?

O,kay

I’ll do it.

Daily writing prompt

What’s the thing you’re most scared to do? What would it take to get you to do it?

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