If you could start a new business right now, what would it be?

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I’d move to either California or Minnesota and start a daycare AND hospice center in a Chinese restaurant that caters to Italian lesbians and people with a cleft lip.

Then I’d bill the government daily while selling drugs to children.

If I had a basement in my new establishments I’d provide wonderful environment where trolls could shoot craps (of course I’d get 10% of the bets placed. win or lose.)