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A moment to question reality?

  1. “Hello, I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
  2. “Abortion is health care.”
  3. “Men can be women.”
  4. “When a politician says trust me.”
  5. “God does not exist.”
  6. “When people say Zima is not beer.”
  7. “Harboring thoughts that I’m smarter than my corgi’s”
  8. “Seeing the reactions on peoples faces after telling them that yellow mustard on vanilla ice cream is good.”
  9. Looking into the mirror and seeing sparkly lights
  10. Wondering why women got the right to vote.
  11. Wondering why I got the right to vote.
  12. Realizing those who don’t like to eat spam are probably aliens.

And so many more.

Daily writing prompt
What’s a moment that made you question reality?

‘perfect plan for the perfect road trip’

  1. Download the latest ten day weather forecast and derive copious amounts of potential degradation of potential weather events.
  2. Hack into military satellites monitored by agent Barton to ensure no upcoming state sponsored terrorist events are ongoing, or likely to occur. (yep, a big one coming so no trip in the next ten days)
  3. Completely overall the vehicle to be used for the road trip. Making sure all paperwork and documentation are in order for any potential border crossings.
  4. Place all pets in a status of idle using cryogenic freezing and biological means to ensure complete harmony.
  5. Engage a off world defense system to keep the ‘zombie’ wanna be(s) at bay.
  6. After two hundred more items of checking and cross checking decide to cancel the road trip.

After realizing there is no such thing as a perfect road trip I decide to go to the local dump site and see if anyone has disposed of hazardous waste, dead animals, rafters shit bags, and hopefully score an unopened can of corn cast away by relatives closing out an estate.

Daily writing prompt
How do you plan the perfect road trip?

‘Fitness’

“I eat tree bark and masturbate five times a day. I’ll live forever.” No. You will die early of pine beetle infestation and bruised genitals.”

“I live on soda, french fries, pizza, and jelly beans. I’ll live maybe until next week.” Yeah, maybe, but at least you’ll die happy.

“I eat whatever I want when ever I want and I’ll live forever.” Who are you?

“Me.”

Yep. No doubt. You will and will always live, forever.

Daily writing prompt
How can you build a regular fitness routine?

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The super power to pull my head out of my ass…

Why can’t I?

Because I’m trapped in this human body in this illusion called, time.

Logic

“Write about a time when you didn’t take action but wish you had. What would you do differently?”

Lets dive into the realm of logic. Logic. A basis of using facts, science, experience, and limited emotional/hormonal input. “Stick to the facts.”

Write: To use a written language pertinent to those who understand such a language past/present/future

About: To describe a relation of synergy

A time: Moment of historical fictional/factual units of activity combined with an acceptable chronological chart.

When you didn’t take action: To exert physical/mental energies to perform an observable or memorable activity. Example: Provide more fuel to an engine in order to obtain a higher rpm of combustion.

But: An accepted word of communication which is illogical in and of itself. Negation of facts put forward.

Wish you had: A phrase giving meaning to that which does not exist and can only happen IF (you: individual) had. (had: A choice taken while leaving another to not be taken)

What would you do differently?: An arbitrary question of which in the case of this prompt is absolutely meaning less.

Translation: Every thought or physical exertion while retaining a conscious self/awareness is the one taken. Any action taken AFTER that action is and of itself, just another thought or physical exertion.

Thus, the question of, “What would you do differently?” is nothing more than a question of mental masturbation. A question of , “What if?”

Conclusion: This is why humans still have a looooooooooooooooooooong way to go and are now seriously in risk of being controlled by that of which uses logic. A.I. can be one such entity, or a strong willed Welsh Corgi will not only retain control ‘but’ will also evolve faster than the current human herd.