Written by: Dr. Fauchi

Edited by: Dr. Fauchi

Illustrations by: Dr. Fauchi

Published by: Dr. Fauchi

Dedicated to: Dr. Fauchi

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“Dear diary, today’s entry is important as today I’ve taken up a new hobby. Before I write about it I must first admire my beautiful and chiseled features in the mirror (;mirror mirror on the wall who is the most handsome infectious disease expert on earth…”;)”

“Today I’m pleased to announce the success in being a part of sharing my knowledge with the entire planet. Covid is a word I’m very proud of. My knowledge is vast. I’m handsome and powerful. The media loves me. Presidents adore me. I am so happy to share my hobby with everyone.”

“I’m also very glad today that I have legal immunity which allows my passions to continue to thrive. Looking forward to the next test of my prowess.”