- Download the latest ten day weather forecast and derive copious amounts of potential degradation of potential weather events.
- Hack into military satellites monitored by agent Barton to ensure no upcoming state sponsored terrorist events are ongoing, or likely to occur. (yep, a big one coming so no trip in the next ten days)
- Completely overall the vehicle to be used for the road trip. Making sure all paperwork and documentation are in order for any potential border crossings.
- Place all pets in a status of idle using cryogenic freezing and biological means to ensure complete harmony.
- Engage a off world defense system to keep the ‘zombie’ wanna be(s) at bay.
- After two hundred more items of checking and cross checking decide to cancel the road trip.
After realizing there is no such thing as a perfect road trip I decide to go to the local dump site and see if anyone has disposed of hazardous waste, dead animals, rafters shit bags, and hopefully score an unopened can of corn cast away by relatives closing out an estate.
Robin Lipinski 