Hello, I have a first name. My master calls me shithead but my actual name is Thor. Now, while I’m speaking human I really am unable as I’m a dog. A smart,welsh corgi for sure but stupid as a roomful of Democrats and Republicans at an orgy.

So, what does my name mean? It means if I answer to the call of shithead or Thor I get a cookie and a belly rub.

It’s all about the cookie man, all about the cookie.

“Woof!”