Daily writing prompt

Invent a holiday! Explain how and why everyone should celebrate.

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To invent a holiday is absurd. A contradiction of definition.

Invent: To create something unknown

Holiday: A day free. A vacation. A religious day

Put the two words together in a sentence “Invent a holiday”

Okay. My holiday of invention is: Hit Your Head With a Brick…day.

On, Hit Your Head With a Brick day, you get the day off to enjoy the pleasure of taking an old fashioned brick and smash your brains in.

What fun! The whole family can participate. The entire world would reap the benefits of where only those who refuse to acknowledge the holiday would survive.

Millions of people would bash their heads with a brick and be taken out of the gene pool leaving ‘atheistic’ minded people to ignore the holiday and instead invent a new one called, Pee On a Toaster day.

WordPress: This writing prompt makes me want to go kick a spinning lawnmower blade just to see if I’m still sane.