If I were a Democrat I would rid myself of guns, gasoline driven cars, fur, babies. I would indulge and purchase a Tesla, some organic groceries to fill my hemp bag, a Yurt and then donate heavily to destroy those who are destroying my world of fantasy.
If I were a Republican I’d say “god bless America.” Buy me some more guns and beer. Buy a chainsaw to cut down a democrats sacred tree and then buy more guns and beer and watch Shawn Hannity on my newly purchased big screen TV.
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If i were human like you than i suppose there would be plans made for death. A funeral. A memorial. An obituary.
Thankfully i am not you. Nor a Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Communist… i am not human and as such have no need for shopping.
i am a stone, a fish, a bird, a tree. Having no need for anything of any store other than what my Creator provides daily for me.
Nice twist
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