Actually fell once and instead of not being capable of reaching my beer, I was able to not only reach my beer, drink my beer, but I was able to build a cold fusion generator.
Beats building the pyramids…
…
Democrats.
Because they are fucking retarded. Just hearing the word causes a combination of irritable bowels, constipation, bloating, and mental degradation of the well being of adhering to common sense.
Daily writing prompt
If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why?
XOXOXOX
“We don’t need no stinking badges…”
Who the fuck thinks of these questions? Or, if you prefer, ‘Daily writing prompt.’
Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?
Which law? The Law of God? The law of mankind? The laws pertaining to Aztec blood orgies?
Let me think about it… Mmmm… Breaking a law unintentionally…. Nope. Never. I prefer to break asunder any law of my choosing with the full intention of obliterating whatever meaning that law holds sacred.
Now, I have to get back to boiling kittens for dinner while watching preteen pygmy porn videos stolen from the Mormon church.
Which age?
This one?
The one a million years ago?
If the A.I. at WordPress is alluding to what parents were doing when aged the same then the answer is easy.
The parents were doing at my age whatever the fuck they wanted to do. They said what they wanted, did what they wanted and they hated politicians.
Or, maybe I’m lying. Maybe they were dead, or resting in a cave in the middle of the planet.
Maybe I’m not lying or embellishing and they were wondering if the U.S. would win World War I.
Vote!
To vote for a Democrat?
I’d rather eat turds…
What’s that?
The Republicans are worse than that?
O,kay
I’ll do it.
Daily writing prompt
What’s the thing you’re most scared to do? What would it take to get you to do it?
Ha!
Lottery?
Win?
Anyone capable of reading this shit has already won the lottery.
Don’t believe me?
Oky dokey then…
The second your daddies billions of sperm attacked your mommies egg, there was one. One itty bitty sperm, you (well, half of you) united with your other half and bingo! Your life became official. You won the lottery.
Now if your mommy of daddy said, “fuck it,” and killed you in the womb, you still won the lottery as Life is eternal. Always was, always will be.
And if you survived the horrors of humanity and are reading this, maybe you might take comfort that you could live forever (if you so choose)
As for money? Gold? Power? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.
“fuck you.”
Exactly. i win.
Let There Be Light
Written by: god
Humans.
A White Ring
Written by: A Porcelain Goddess
Take heart the feeling
Gut turning; gurgle and sweat
A feeling
Sensation stabbing the goose bumps rising
one
by
one…
Yearning for the touch of flesh upon seated bliss
A relief as the love is embraced,
…
and then with a wipe there comes the flush
To serve as a commode and find satisfaction of giving relief
A toilet bowl in a shitty world bring smiles to so many a face.
There it was…
Just a huvering buv the pig pen. All shiny like. Spinning round like Unckle Bob’s head efter drinkini some kick ass shine!
Lord amighty… Done scart the shit right out dem hogs. Squilling n squalling.
Anyways, a beem a light shot out da bottum of that ther spinny thing. Done took me up ta heaven.
We had a fun time we did. Dem little green fella’s were intimtate with my ass and we drank shine.
Whee Haa!
Shine: Get some.
Robin Lipinski 