1. Whatever happened to that government study regarding the sexual habits of the fruit fly?
2. How is it even close to sane to think a biological male can become a biological female (note the word: biological)
3. Seriously. The subject regarding a dog licking his balls. For some the study is obvious but if you lick deeper you start to see the light.
4. Of course the obvious topic, why the fuck are you reading this shit to this, exact, moment?
5. And finally. A very serious topic. What is correct? To install a roll of toilet paper with the fold out, or to install fold in?

I’m a bit belch/bio gassed…Go ahead and talk amongst yourselves….

Daily writing prompt

Which topics would you like to be more informed about?

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Daily writing prompt

How do you celebrate holidays?

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I make a point of hanging upside down naked from a tree branch.

Figure only on holidays can I pretend to be a bat.

Neighbor kids laugh and throw rocks at me and I fling…

wait,

no,

bats don’t fling poo…

Never mind, I guess I’m a monkey.

Daily writing prompt

What’s your favorite word?

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pizza

“Say Fred.” A knarly old dude named Bob, asking a dull man a dull question.

“Ya.” Fred was a dull man answering with a dull reply.

“I a heard you were gonna BBQ the neighbors cat tonight.. That true?”

“Yup.”

“Seriously? Why n hell are you gonna cook Fluffy? That kitty never done did you any harm did it?”

Bob was tenacious and the word ‘tenacious’ has been my word of the day, though as a reader you should not give a cat crap about that. Anyway, Bob followed up his last conversation and asked, “Do cat taste like chicken?”

With a smile on his face Fred giggled,”Yup, n this cat gonna taste better, specially since I got me some fresh ground jalepeno’s.”

(growling tummy)

Bob bravely asked, “What times dinner?”

when people smile and say, “You can trust me,” or “I don’t believe in lawsuits…”

run

run far and fast and don’t look back.

and if the person saying it is human, run like your life depended upon it.

I work.

I love work.

Today I carved an elk on a door Im making for a mini cabin I’m making.

Milling.

Carving.

Eating.

And staying the fuck out of peoples way (humans are worse than snakes, they bite for no reason, for any reason, and they bite because they can’t help themselves.)

Daily writing prompt

How do you relax?

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human

To witness an act of kindness from a stranger to another stranger without saying a word, and then to see the stranger disappear.

Why?

Ha. Or should I say, hehe?

To own a dog, a corgi to be specific.

Energenic, funny, joyful canine beasts.

They are there when you need them, the then still there when you are not.

What?

Blog?

I thought you asked why you own a dog?