Subject?

Subjection.

(horseshit!)

Question: school? Of which is correct:? Her intuition? (ha and look… sparkly lights)

Of education there is only the program

a retention and memory there is only yesterday/today/and tomorrow

Celebrate, your education continues!!!

Daily writing prompt
What was your favorite subject in school?

pygmyporn.com

saveachineselesbian.com

tacticalnukesforallah.com

sexygoatmuncher.org

humansanda.i.arefuckingweird.org(spam content beyond bizarre)

Daily writing prompt
What are your favorite websites?

The destruction of the current planet called, Earth.

What’s that? Has not happened yet?

Okay, trust me though, i saw it and it was…

Beautiful.

And it’s replacement is even better.

Daily writing prompt
What historical event fascinates you the most?

Top Secret:

“What’s something you believe everyone should know.”

Common sense. Everything else aside everyone should become familiar with and use the extremely easy-to-understand belief…Common sense.

Though it won’t happen because the human species is a collective hive of mental impairment (or what I like to say, retarded)

Now I’m going to smell my armpit and whistle Dixie while juggling kittens.

Whee!

Daily writing prompt
What’s something you believe everyone should know.

it means a lot. so much with so much and for so much… which is why A.I. will never ever come close to understanding what i just wrote.

Daily writing prompt
What does it mean to be a kid at heart?

  1. I wish the genie did not exist
  2. I wish I did not wish the genie did not exist
  3. I wish I never would have to wish again

(suck on that A.I.)

“Don’t talk about him..”

Every family has that ‘uncle’. You know, the one everyone talks about?

Don’t really know what the relationship is. Some could say brother while others could say stranger, though that really is not the point.

Deep in the bowels of the surface of the planet, deep, deep, deep. Far below the ice sheet of Greenland their is a special cave. A prison of sorts that is starting to crack and fray.

Thousands of years ago he was put away. Chained and shackled and covered in magic spells meant to hold him at bay.

Lately though, he has fallen through the cracks… Literally. And man of man, or, oh boy… is he pissed.

What’s that? There is talk of rain?

Sure. Whatever, though maybe it’s time to move to another planet far far away?

MeMa

“I’m 197 years old today and while I have a name I can’t seem to remember it.” The voice sounded strong coming from a woman who claimed to be 197 years old. And it held a tone of simmering power.

“While you’re writing this young man would you mind handing me my knitting needles?” I had to pause for a minute to get her some number 4 needles attached to a partially made sweater. She smiled nicely after giving them to her.

The woman started to whistle and knit. Knit, pearl, knit, pearl… Fascinating to watch the old hands weave the wool thread into a beautiful creation.

Without asking she said, “So, you want to know what my favorite form of physical exercise is? Ha. Guess?”

How does one guess what a 197 year old woman does for exercise unless it is to just wake up and make it through the day? So, without wanting to offend her I said, knitting?

She smile and chuckled even more; knitting in a blur. With a firm reply she looked at me and said, “Knitting keeps the mind sharp yet does little for the body. No, my favorite form of exercise is to fuck young men.”

With that, the interview was over as the woman had stopped knitting and placed her right arm on my leg.

Daily writing prompt
What is your favorite form of physical exercise?

Free… I’d blow the moon up for free. In fact I think I’m going to do it…

What’s that? How much to ‘pay’ to go to the moon?

Why the fuck would I want to pay for something that I am going to destroy?

And

to

let

you

know a little secret

(looking left, looking right and whispering)

i

am

going to also destroy your precious planet.

Things are going to get hot indeed.

Daily writing prompt
What have you been working on?

trying newer and improved ways of getting off this planet before the natives eat me.

believe it or not, I taste like chicken.