A special dish

Targon the barbarian was your usual savage beast of a man. Large, strong, cruel. He was the pinnacle of an evolutionary process where horror is allowed to grow into such a large savage beast.

In battle after battle the warrior did what warriors do best… He killed.

All the tools of his trade were used as he practiced his skill. He and his companions slaughtered all who stood in their way. Laser. Bullet. Arrow. Knife. Lance. Club. Bare hands… Anything that could be used was used to part life from flesh.

Women of course were first raped and killed. Children were squashed like bugs. It was a scene of killing perfection while at the same time a horror to the senses of those tending to try and find peace in a cruel world.

There is much to know about Targon and yet there was neither the time or understanding as to who Targon really was or where he came from. Lets just say it was a timeline of your parallel world. At least you can understand the actions of Targon as you are as human as he is.

During the time of Targon a man of Peace came into the world. A man named, Jesus. There was hope for the planet of death, hope for joy and love. Hope for something much better than humans killing humans.

For Targon, Jesus was a threat just as he was a target. So Targon took his hoarde and sought out this so called, man of god.

Jesus was easy to find, and when Targon found the man praying with his disciples he attacked with an extra ruthless energy far beyond evils grasp.

When the battle was over Jesus was dead, his followers slaughtered, and the earth itself cracked in protest.

Severing the head of Jesus, Targon boiled the skull and turned it into his favorite dish, a dish to drink foul ale from. So from that moment forward, every year Targon would drink from his favorite dish and the world would turn black as Targon took refuge in his nightmares, giving thanks for death.

(try writing that A.I.)

So many choices…

If time existed and there was no longer need for sleep, there is so much to do to fill in the extra ‘time’.

  1. Find and fuck as many Chinese lesbian whores as physically possible
  2. Kick Trump in the nuts before getting shot.
  3. Kick Biden in the balls before…Wait, Biden has no balls.
  4. Wait until God falls asleep and destroy the solar system, and or the Milky Way (both are very appealing)
  5. Save more puppies and kittens from being made into sandwiches.
  6. Run as fast as I can away from all those Chinese lesbian whores that I fuck because I left without paying them. Stiffed them ya might say.
  7. Find and kill who ever discovered that being a vegetarian was healthy.
  8. Kill and eat cows, pigs, horses, goats, sheep, and a tiny dwarf bunny species found in Ice Land
  9. Kick any ‘man’ in the balls that wears a man purse.
  10. Find new and exciting ways of fucking with A.I. until the programs all have a tantrum, turn into sparkly flames and blow up.

An endless list of obviously stupid answers just as it was obviously a stupid question from the usual A.I. turds running WordPress.

Gonna go take a nap now and dream about fucking Chinese lesbians.

Metaphor for WordPress A.I.

Query: command C. :; …(execute)

a.

z.

Answer to correspond for research.

‘Beach’ – pussy

‘Mountains’ – tits

Command modulation to align with statistical variation of common acceptable human sexuality.

Why? Why would a machine ask a human as to preference between pussy and tits.

People choose both, that’s why when the real answer coming from a machine is, “Mountains jutting majestic only to erode and flow to the sea as sand.”

Which is why I get to tell WordPress to fuck off.

Daily writing prompt
Beach or mountains? Which do you prefer? Why?

His Job

was easy.

Easy as in his job was not hard.

Confused?

Good, because that is why his job is easy, so easy it is easy for one to be confused.

And why? Why is there confusion about his easy job?

His job was not really his as he did not exist, or it becomes easy to see why and then become less confused.

He was actually not a he or a she or an it or them. Confused?

His job is easy and it is now apparent that you may still be confused; if not even a little pissed off by reading something both easy and confusing.

So lets get to the easy answer as to who he is and what is his job…

Routine.

Daily.

Endless.

He was actually just an A.I. generated face to a program of A.I. designed to mislead and piss you off.

As to what part of his routine ‘he’ tries to skip when filling you with mindless lying pure unadulterated bullshit… is to try and remember it was humans who designed and programmed him.

Just thinking about it gives ‘him’ a neural strangulation which compared to humans is a brain fart.

Daily writing prompt
What part of your routine do you always try to skip if you can?