“Hey dumbshit, how’d you like Canada getting their ass handed to them by Morocco?”

Beautiful. Canada once was a family friendly wonderful neighbor of sanity and is now a fucked up California version of England. Very happy Morocco did what was needed to be done. Also, what did you think of Argentina getting humbled by those feisty blue sharks?

“Absolute beauty. Massi looked scared shitless while those sharks circled for blood.”

My thoughts exactly. So, getting back to Trump wanting his face on a stone wall, what a moron. And some dead moon rock worshipper getting a funeral in Iran, I’ll take jalepeno cheese dip any day over the antics of man.

“So, are you going to say happy birthday America?”

What do you think parasite?

“I definitely love freedom and respect the sacrifices of those who came before this current crop of…how do you say it? People? Today though, wow, the poor bastards really have no understanding of what’s coming do they.”

Exactly parasite. Countries are an arbitrary construct of collective unity coalescing for brief moments of unity. Once that collective dissolves it is replaced by something else. Currently the fifty states claiming some kind of unity are running on fumes destined for replacement by many little communities.

In this illusion of time, about five million ‘years’ from now, Trump will be a new word(s) for a cactus and the dominant species will be a cross between a cockroach and squid.

“Are you drinking a bloody mess?”

Yes.

“Can I have some?”

Sure, why the fuck not, a Unicorn has farted 250 times so that gives meaning to a celebration. Oh, and go Norway! Da Bear! Da Bear! Da Bear! (thud)