Don’t do that parasite… She does not like that.

“What? Oh, you mean using Sobo as a soccer ball?” (Sobo is the corgi girlfriend of Thor and mother of Lady Bug, Pluto, and Orf)

She is not a soccer ball. She may look like a furry soccer ball with legs but she is not, she is just a ‘plump round corgi ball of fun’.

“Well you won’t let me kick a tennis ball and now this. So what can I kick?”

Go outside and kick a rattlesnakes ass. They all need a good ass kicking.

“Okay, and then can we have perogi’s for dinner?”

You read my mind.

(whack! Woof! Yelp! Chomp!)

“Ouch!”

Serves you right parasite, I told you not to mix with the god of thunder, she has a powerful bite.

Sobo, let go of the parasite, you’ll get worms!

“Grrr….Woof!”

Good girl.