To approach a budge you must be very careful. Budgets are a timid and shy species.

Some budget hunters are brash and bold; tearing up the financial world with bravado and a mantra of , “Mine! Mine! All mine!” Such a hunter is Elon Musk.

Other hunters are basically the living dead. Their approach to a budget is to flee. To run far and fast, choosing to live in a cave and beat themselves with branches for the sin of being alive. Such a hunter is a monk vowing poverty.

A female humans approach to a budget is to try and befriend the budget. Luring the budget with coupons and credit cards. Females humans can literally beat a budget to death while smiling and in turn leaving the dying budget to smile and say, “Fuck it.”

Male human hunters are the most blase about hunting budgets. Male humans could give a shit about approaching a budget, killing a budget, sneaking up on budget, running away from a budget…Most men actually hate budgets and so an informal alliance is formed. Often times a budget can be seen providing for and drinking beer with a man.

So in conclusion, it is best to stay away from a budget. There are better things to approach in life and hunt for, pizza springs to mind. Yes, it is better to approach pizza and chocolate any day than a fucking stupid budget.