Many people have a new years resolution. To quit drinking moonshine, stop swearing, eat more sardines.
And as with most resolutions the moonshine keeps getting made and consumed, the fucking swearing has to continue and sardines are waaaay more boring than a jar of spicy enoki mushrooms.
So, after many many micro seconds of pondering (which is strange because time does not exist) I, Robin B Lipinski made a resolution, which so far is working.
I resolve to make God laugh. Not humans and associated intelligent species, not aliens, definitely not A.I. Nope, only God. It will be a challenge and a big challenge (see challenges)
A lot of people don’t believe in God, which does not cause God to laugh. A lot of people believe in God and ask God for a lot of ‘things’, this is called prayer. God likes prayer and sometimes gets a chuckle and sometimes cries. A lot of people hate God and this makes God sad.
My mission is to make God laugh so loud that the planet Earth gets covered in God snot, or cosmic cereal if God laughs while eating breakfast.
So…
Let the laughter games begin!
Robin Lipinski 
Now, a follow up on the instant progress. God giggled today. Absolutely hilarious. You see, God’s ways are not my ways and my ways are not Gods… So, how do i know God giggled? Because the track on my excavator came off at the exact same time as the punch line of a joke i played on God… It came off in a most bizarre and wonderful way. Took hours to put back on and you would not believe me if I even showed you the joke.
It was fantastic! Most would disagree and scratch their heads in disgust. Not me. Now God has to create a funny bone to wear as i got a LOT planned.
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