“Yup. There I was. Shopping in the local Walmart when, Bam! There she come a running. Large looking beast. Had a wig and purple spandex pants. Yelling like a gut shot rhino.”
(Pause for effect and the shielding of sensitive minds)
“She held a large screen TVand bellowed, ‘Mine, all mine’.”
“It was on the Jungle day called, Black Friday.”
Robin Lipinski 