Munch crunch grind masticate chew…

“Roar!”

Run!

Oops, too slow, too late.

Arghh!

A lion chased a woman jogging. She was trying to stay thin so that she would be sexually attractive to another human, or at least prolong her life in the jungle of humanity.

Interesting how people ride bicycles and jog and swim. Trying to stay healthy. They eat soy based products, drink veggy drinks, and yet forget they are a part of the food chain.

Yes, a lion chased a woman jogging and of course being a wonderful predator, caught up and killed the jogger.

In the mind of the lion the meat was exceptional. Flavors exploded in its mouth. As it chewed the flesh it brings to mind the thought that maybe the lion has discovered a new favorite dish. (dish: fuck you wordpress)