Every family has that ‘uncle’. You know, the one everyone talks about?

Don’t really know what the relationship is. Some could say brother while others could say stranger, though that really is not the point.

Deep in the bowels of the surface of the planet, deep, deep, deep. Far below the ice sheet of Greenland their is a special cave. A prison of sorts that is starting to crack and fray.

Thousands of years ago he was put away. Chained and shackled and covered in magic spells meant to hold him at bay.

Lately though, he has fallen through the cracks… Literally. And man of man, or, oh boy… is he pissed.

What’s that? There is talk of rain?

Sure. Whatever, though maybe it’s time to move to another planet far far away?