“Hello. I’m Timmy with CNN Special Report and was wondering if I can ask you a question regarding public figures?”

Timmy was asking a ‘person’ who had a whole different perspective on human thoughts and emotions

“Why? Why would you want to ask me a question about public figures? Are you bored? Hungry? Do you floss your teeth before going to bed?”

“Yes. I floss. No, I’m not bored. And seriously though, if you don’t mind answering, what public figure makes you upset or angry?”

“I’m glad you floss. Flossing teeth used to shred food into smaller pieces is definitely an excellent maintenance idea. Now, as to your question, I don’t much care for what you people do.”

“You mean me? The media?”

“I mean most people. Humans interfere with my enjoyment of shredding food into smaller pieces so I can test, assess, and enjoy the food on your planet.”

“So, all people make you upset or angry?”

“No. Did your mother give birth to you while standing and you were dropped on your head? (sigh) But an answer about public figures that upset me the most is the one where a human body is torn in half while being pushed onto the tracks of a subway train. It’s bizarre and a bit unsettling to see the upper torso splattered on the train window while the lower part twitches uncontrollably with muscle and blood. Very upsetting and it makes me even more hungry to shred some meat and eat it.”

The reporter had a strange look on his face as said, “Thank you,” as he quickly departed from the odd and strange being.

“Remember, don’t forget to floss.”