Finally WordPress prompts a fun question! “What advice would you give to your teenage self?”

Question:

1. Don’t listen anymore than you didn’t listen to your grade school, junior high, or high school.
2. Women are exactly as you thought, bat shit crazy.
3. Take a wooden nickel and tell everyone else not to.
4. Eggs are good for you. Cheese is good for you. Frozen fucking Twinkies are good for you. Tofu will and forever more, suck.
5. Anyone older than you is nothing more than a more experienced douche bag.
6. Never join WordPress, use the money instead to save some retarded penguins.
7. Did I mention that women are all fully bat shit crazy?

Daily writing prompt

What advice would you give to your teenage self?

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