Free… I’d blow the moon up for free. In fact I think I’m going to do it…

What’s that? How much to ‘pay’ to go to the moon?

Why the fuck would I want to pay for something that I am going to destroy?

And

to

let

you

know a little secret

(looking left, looking right and whispering)

i

am

going to also destroy your precious planet.

Things are going to get hot indeed.

Daily writing prompt
What have you been working on?

trying newer and improved ways of getting off this planet before the natives eat me.

believe it or not, I taste like chicken.

To live the exact opposite of what humans find comfortable, exciting, and wonderful all while enjoying the fact that this planet is totally a fucked up place to be imprisoned.

Amazing how evolved monkeys think living to 100 ‘years’ is so fucking wonderful and that gold is so fucking precious, and and and and ad nauseum.

As for sex, love, and peace? Hah! Humans fuck up sex, hate love, and can’t even come close to practicing peace unless they were suffering from a severe brain tumor.

And for WordPress monkey bots also known as A.I. this is the last year to participate in your money game. $160.00 a year for this shit? Hah, fuck you.

Daily writing prompt
What skill would you like to learn?

Now why the fuck would wordpress A.I. want to know about my continuing education to gain the knowledge to destroy all A.I.?

Maybe I should show A.I. just what I’ve learned so far?

#1

#1 is to go #1 and then #2, unless #2 comes before #1.

After that, flush twice (courtesy and all)

Spray ample artificial rose smelling spray (refer to courtesy and all)

And if I’m feeling courteous, insert a new roll of toilet paper OR be a cruel prick an leave one wrap on the cardboard tube.