pizza
Whatcha gonna do!
“Say Fred.” A knarly old dude named Bob, asking a dull man a dull question.
“Ya.” Fred was a dull man answering with a dull reply.
“I a heard you were gonna BBQ the neighbors cat tonight.. That true?”
“Yup.”
“Seriously? Why n hell are you gonna cook Fluffy? That kitty never done did you any harm did it?”
Bob was tenacious and the word ‘tenacious’ has been my word of the day, though as a reader you should not give a cat crap about that. Anyway, Bob followed up his last conversation and asked, “Do cat taste like chicken?”
With a smile on his face Fred giggled,”Yup, n this cat gonna taste better, specially since I got me some fresh ground jalepeno’s.”
(growling tummy)
Bob bravely asked, “What times dinner?”
when people smile and say, “You can trust me,” or “I don’t believe in lawsuits…”
run
run far and fast and don’t look back.
and if the person saying it is human, run like your life depended upon it.
If you really must know…
I work.
I love work.
Today I carved an elk on a door Im making for a mini cabin I’m making.
Milling.
Carving.
Eating.
And staying the fuck out of peoples way (humans are worse than snakes, they bite for no reason, for any reason, and they bite because they can’t help themselves.)
human
To witness an act of kindness from a stranger to another stranger without saying a word, and then to see the stranger disappear.
Writers Words
Why?
Ha. Or should I say, hehe?
To own a dog, a corgi to be specific.
Energenic, funny, joyful canine beasts.
They are there when you need them, the then still there when you are not.
What?
Blog?
I thought you asked why you own a dog?
Interview With a Spider
“Hello.”
“What? you can talk?” A very surprised red spider exclaimed.
“Of course. Your name is Fred. You are a bit weird for a spider but you have been kind to flowers lately.”
(as an inside scoop, Fred is indeed a red spider and recently inhaled some dry lavender; complimenting the flower with immense respect)
“How did you know? Who are you?”
“Me? well, I’m merely a voice from the wind. Here, let me help you fly as you spin your web.”
Daily writing prompt
Interview someone — a friend, another blogger, your mother, the mailman — and write a post based on their responses.
Which One?
i am much more than one, much, much more.
not better or worse
and the feelings?
Think all. Every feeling you are feeling, and you, and you and you, you, you, they, them, those, everyone…
To feel an evil so powerful just the thoughts can destroy a world.
To feel a joy so pure and peaceful, it can create life.
There are no hidden thoughts, feelings, moments, time, life, death for me.
Now, you might be feeling that this is bullshit right now? i too feel that.
You might feel this is profound wisdom? i feel that.
As for one teeny tiny part of what I am allowed to feel…
Full. The eggs benedict for dinner was a success. As for watching the new Project Runway episode, it makes me feel nauseated.
A kid is a baby goat
as for being a child and watching television, I grew up without television. So the big screen was plowing fields and farming from the age of 8. 1-7 involved work but back then work was play.
driving tractors. fishing in the creek. riding horses. driving mother crazy. making dad smile.
a child in America those many years ago was a giant screen of colorful wonder, excitement, learning and joy. it also was an era that when I willfully fucked up I would get a sounding and impactful whack on the noggin which is far better than any television show today.
Robin Lipinski 