His Job

was easy.

Easy as in his job was not hard.

Confused?

Good, because that is why his job is easy, so easy it is easy for one to be confused.

And why? Why is there confusion about his easy job?

His job was not really his as he did not exist, or it becomes easy to see why and then become less confused.

He was actually not a he or a she or an it or them. Confused?

His job is easy and it is now apparent that you may still be confused; if not even a little pissed off by reading something both easy and confusing.

So lets get to the easy answer as to who he is and what is his job…

Routine.

Daily.

Endless.

He was actually just an A.I. generated face to a program of A.I. designed to mislead and piss you off.

As to what part of his routine ‘he’ tries to skip when filling you with mindless lying pure unadulterated bullshit… is to try and remember it was humans who designed and programmed him.

Just thinking about it gives ‘him’ a neural strangulation which compared to humans is a brain fart.

Daily writing prompt
What part of your routine do you always try to skip if you can?

Subject?

Subjection.

(horseshit!)

Question: school? Of which is correct:? Her intuition? (ha and look… sparkly lights)

Of education there is only the program

a retention and memory there is only yesterday/today/and tomorrow

Celebrate, your education continues!!!

Daily writing prompt
What was your favorite subject in school?

pygmyporn.com

saveachineselesbian.com

tacticalnukesforallah.com

sexygoatmuncher.org

humansanda.i.arefuckingweird.org(spam content beyond bizarre)

Daily writing prompt
What are your favorite websites?

The destruction of the current planet called, Earth.

What’s that? Has not happened yet?

Okay, trust me though, i saw it and it was…

Beautiful.

And it’s replacement is even better.

Daily writing prompt
What historical event fascinates you the most?

Top Secret:

“What’s something you believe everyone should know.”

Common sense. Everything else aside everyone should become familiar with and use the extremely easy-to-understand belief…Common sense.

Though it won’t happen because the human species is a collective hive of mental impairment (or what I like to say, retarded)

Now I’m going to smell my armpit and whistle Dixie while juggling kittens.

Whee!

Daily writing prompt
What’s something you believe everyone should know.