What are five simple exercises to do at home?

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1. Breathe in.
2. Exhale.
3. Walk to fridge to find sustenance and beer.
4. Walk back to recliner.
5. Lift remote for TV while at the same time using strength and dexterity opening the first beer can in the six pack.

This is five simple exercises that can be performed each and every day unless one is no longer able to breathe (die) Or if the fridge becomes empty which means that one must exercise in walking to find a job. Or the recliner is possessed by corgi’s. Or the bill for the TV was not paid resulting in more walking to find a job.

Other forms of exercise are not suggested as they involve the mess of farting, sweating, and people then asking you why you don’t get a real job instead of riding bicycles, lifted weights, running, etc…