A Little Weird

You see, being possessed is a hobby of mine. Many times a week my head spins 440 degrees and I vomit pea green slime, which strangely tastes like pea soup.

It is extremely enjoyable to crawl on the ceiling like a sand crab AND I sizzle like an omelet when covered in holy water.

So, the question of what would happen if I lost all my possessions? I’d probably do the right thing and vote for that saint, Donald Trump and protest against killing babies , and donate to the poor, and help blind people cross the road, and, and, and…

Daily writing prompt
What would you do if you lost all your possessions?