#1 is to go #1 and then #2, unless #2 comes before #1.

After that, flush twice (courtesy and all)

Spray ample artificial rose smelling spray (refer to courtesy and all)

And if I’m feeling courteous, insert a new roll of toilet paper OR be a cruel prick an leave one wrap on the cardboard tube.

Daily writing prompt

What’s your #1 priority tomorrow?

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To make it through the shit of the #1 priority of keeping this body/mind intact so to move on to the second priority on the list.

#2 priority is MUCH more fun.