“Say Fred.” A knarly old dude named Bob, asking a dull man a dull question.

“Ya.” Fred was a dull man answering with a dull reply.

“I a heard you were gonna BBQ the neighbors cat tonight.. That true?”

“Yup.”

“Seriously? Why n hell are you gonna cook Fluffy? That kitty never done did you any harm did it?”

Bob was tenacious and the word ‘tenacious’ has been my word of the day, though as a reader you should not give a cat crap about that. Anyway, Bob followed up his last conversation and asked, “Do cat taste like chicken?”

With a smile on his face Fred giggled,”Yup, n this cat gonna taste better, specially since I got me some fresh ground jalepeno’s.”

(growling tummy)

Bob bravely asked, “What times dinner?”