‘Winning two free airline tickets’

‘Where would you fly?”

It all depends on what airline the ‘free’ tickets are for.

If the tickets are for Air Iran and I’m Jewish wanting to fly to Tel Aviv I guess those loving folks would fly me to Hell (ovens and all)

If the tickets are for American Airlines then no matter where I want to go the end result is that is would become the flight to Hell.

Delta? At least boarding a delta flight I know there is a good chance of at least taxi’ing to the runway on my way to Topeka Kansas only to have the plane breakdown and then becoming stranded in Hell.

Airline after airline with poorly maintained planes run by greedy companies and staff freshly trained in Hell…

I guess the destination to fly after winning two tickets would all end up going to Hell…

Unless…

I sell the two tickets.

Yes.

That’s the solution, sell the two tickets to two demons who missed their earlier flight to Hell.

I’d then take the money and travel to a Golden Corral Buffet where I’d feel I was in Heaven, eating like a king.