Life is too short to take the time to be bothered by those rather insignificant things.

Someone flips you the bird, so what? Smile and pretend they are a naked gerbil.

A politician says one thing and does the opposite. Be bothered? Everyone knows they all lie.

A long list where something bothers someone,

not me.

Though…

I suppose falling off a ladder, bouncing off a porch, impaling the body with a sharp stick on the ground, and while unconscious to wake up and see coyote with rabies eating one of my toes…

Yeah, that would bother me.