what would mine be: hashtag- You’re all fucked.

‘Drink milk.’

‘Think mink.’

What would ‘my’ tagline be?

Ha! And hahaha it would be, as I am nothing more than a biological illusion of what Life is supposed to be.

Kissing ass and taking names while getting my ass kicked by animate things

Inflation sky high while politicians tell me my way of living should be the same shit as they eat.

Today for example: More in common with snakes and big trees.

WordPress, how about asking me for more money? Inspire by asking more horseshit things? You know I’m good for it as my credit card advances the debt to thee,

so tagline: Ha Hahaha, and fuck you because what I say does not mean a damn thing.

Daily writing prompt
If humans had taglines, what would yours be?