Mmmmm… Lets see.

First though. Before answering the question a thought…

Do I answer as sober and sane, or drunk and high and fucking insane?

If you’re reading this and have read anything before of mine putting paper to ink…

My jobs have been 1. To destroy planets. 2. Read the vibration of see 3. Stall the detonation of an exploding atomic bomb. 4. Baby sitting. 5. Bucking bales 6. Sailing the seas and playing in the surf. 7. Saluting the flag at U.S. embassies (and so much more)

OR

I had a paper route where I had to ride that goddamn shwinn green piece of crap. Then I advanced to bagging groceries. Joined a knitting club and made long ass scarves for orphans in Siberia. Then I hired out as a ‘sherpa’ hauling clients shit to the top of Mt. Everest Hotel and Casino. And… And…

So, which is written in sincerity and which was under the influence? Go ahead. You’re the reader. If you can’t decide which is which than might I suggest you choose C?