Why would WordPress A.I. ask such a stupid question?

Morning rituals?

The first hour of the day? Why not the second hour? Why ask at all?

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Okay, I can play.

The morning ritual I love to do is to suck the souls out of old people dying in a nursing home. It is a blessing and not a curse. Those old people are miserable and dying so sucking the souls out of them bring them instant relief.

Don’t believe me? Okay. My morning ritual is to sacrifice one viable planet in the Universe each ‘day’ in the name of progress. All hail progress!

Still not believable? Well then, my morning ritual and first hour involves taking a huge shit. You know, the kind where the turd is over 12″ long. So long I give the turd a name such as, Biden junior…

Crude? Sick?

What exactly would A.I. of Wordypress want to hear? That I give thanks to God? That I try for one hour to figure out what dimension I’m currently in?

Let me ask you a question WordPress. What would you do if I enter your servers/mainframe and install a ‘bug’ so bad you’d wish you sucked souls out of old dying people in a nursing home?

Cake and ice cream. Sooooo good. It unlocks the mind. Frees the soul. Destroys a planet. Ends up in a big turd named, Barney and feeds the bug to corrupt human knowledge.

“Whee!”