the mind saw the A.I. Worpress prompt as, “Where would you go on a killing spree?” And of course the answer was simple and easy: Earth.

However, after seeing it was a more useless and mundane question of, “Where would you go on a shopping spree?” The answer is easy and would be, Bob’s House of Guns, Gore, and Guts.

A small but humble shop dealing with tons of ammunition (one can never have enough ammo). They also sell flame throwers, land-mines, howitzers, and small tactical nukes small enough to fit in a small container such as a Uber tooling around in New York City (coming soon to a metropolis near you.)

But what Bob’s House of Guns, Gore, and Guts REALLY has that is absolutely delicious is the testes of alligators that have been soaked in a dill brine. Shit…That shit can be eaten with Wonder bread slathered with hog grease, hot sauce and a shitload of pickled alligator balls. Fucking YUMMY!

Absolutely heavenly. And recently they sent out a cyber coupon for spicy chicken lips and lizard tails soaked in pineapple sauce. Buy one get one free.

Damn…

Hunger brings out the best in me.

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Where would you go on a shopping spree?

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If I were a Democrat I would rid myself of guns, gasoline driven cars, fur, babies. I would indulge and purchase a Tesla, some organic groceries to fill my hemp bag, a Yurt and then donate heavily to destroy those who are destroying my world of fantasy.

If I were a Republican I’d say “god bless America.” Buy me some more guns and beer. Buy a chainsaw to cut down a democrats sacred tree and then buy more guns and beer and watch Shawn Hannity on my newly purchased big screen TV.

If

If

If i were human like you than i suppose there would be plans made for death. A funeral. A memorial. An obituary.

Thankfully i am not you. Nor a Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Communist… i am not human and as such have no need for shopping.

i am a stone, a fish, a bird, a tree. Having no need for anything of any store other than what my Creator provides daily for me.

Daily writing prompt

Where would you go on a shopping spree?

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