My Middle Namens?

“What is your middle name?” Said by an A.I. program running WordPress.

“My name is, fucking.” Said by fucking.

“What be yer first n last name then?” A.I. was growing some tits.

“My first name is, Big. My last name is, Asshole.” Said big fucking asshole.

“Well said,” Said an electric power surge in the the grid.

Daily writing prompt
What is your middle name? Does it carry any special meaning/significance?