People ask questions without really thinking of what kind of response they will receive…

“How are you feeling today?” Said by seemingly a courteous and concerned voice.

Are they sure? Does the courteous and concerned voice really want to know the answer?

Well, since the WordPress algorithm asked a question, here is the reply.

To have received so many gifts it becomes a bit hard to decide which one to share. How about the gift of sight? Yeah. Sight, vision, clarity. That’s a good gift but so many others already have that gift.

I know. Money. Lots of money. That was a good gift at the time though time has a way of turning such a situation into shit.

A gift for many is to receive something rare and special.

For some men, a blowjob by an experienced being is a fantastic gift. For some women, the same.

There are those gifts which are nothing more than the idea/taste of something ‘better’ or ‘more’.

And here I go, delaying what I already knew immediately after seeing the question WordPress drooled out of its mouth.

My greatest gift is the power to destroy an entire world. To obliterate in totality what Angels and Demons cannot prevent from happening.

Only God keeps my gift from being used. Only God holds the leash, the muzzle; my life.

Having shared with you all now, sleep well with your mundane gifts of wealth, health, love, joy, and all the other bullshit which makes you think of candycanes and unicorns.

And if you hear a trumpet. A very loud trumpet splitting the heavens in two leaving fire and death, look up. You will see me smiling and enjoying just how wonderful my gift truly is.