Who the fuck thinks of these questions? Or, if you prefer, ‘Daily writing prompt.’
Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?
Which law? The Law of God? The law of mankind? The laws pertaining to Aztec blood orgies?
Let me think about it… Mmmm… Breaking a law unintentionally…. Nope. Never. I prefer to break asunder any law of my choosing with the full intention of obliterating whatever meaning that law holds sacred.
Now, I have to get back to boiling kittens for dinner while watching preteen pygmy porn videos stolen from the Mormon church.