Lottery?

Win?

Anyone capable of reading this shit has already won the lottery.

Don’t believe me?

Oky dokey then…

The second your daddies billions of sperm attacked your mommies egg, there was one. One itty bitty sperm, you (well, half of you) united with your other half and bingo! Your life became official. You won the lottery.

Now if your mommy of daddy said, “fuck it,” and killed you in the womb, you still won the lottery as Life is eternal. Always was, always will be.

And if you survived the horrors of humanity and are reading this, maybe you might take comfort that you could live forever (if you so choose)

As for money? Gold? Power? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.

“fuck you.”

Exactly. i win.