His Job

was easy.

Easy as in his job was not hard.

Confused?

Good, because that is why his job is easy, so easy it is easy for one to be confused.

And why? Why is there confusion about his easy job?

His job was not really his as he did not exist, or it becomes easy to see why and then become less confused.

He was actually not a he or a she or an it or them. Confused?

His job is easy and it is now apparent that you may still be confused; if not even a little pissed off by reading something both easy and confusing.

So lets get to the easy answer as to who he is and what is his job…

Routine.

Daily.

Endless.

He was actually just an A.I. generated face to a program of A.I. designed to mislead and piss you off.

As to what part of his routine ‘he’ tries to skip when filling you with mindless lying pure unadulterated bullshit… is to try and remember it was humans who designed and programmed him.

Just thinking about it gives ‘him’ a neural strangulation which compared to humans is a brain fart.

Daily writing prompt
What part of your routine do you always try to skip if you can?

Democrat Terri Pickens announces run for Idaho governor

HaHaHaHaaa!

HeeHeeHee!

  1. Kill babies
  2. Kill babies
  3. Kill babies

Bet she also is an advocate of gender changes for mountain lions and grizzly bears.

“I thought you hate politicians? Why write about her and Idaho?”

Because I live in Idaho and have an immense dislike for women (especially, men are just pigs but women are our future) who advocate for killing children. Especially children in the womb.

I’d vote for the current moron any day over a woman who is a baby killer. And the current Governor of Idaho is an absolute moron yet has enough brains to not kill babies.

Don’t like reading ‘kill babies’? Well then, don’t.

didn’t ask for

didn’t wonder about

didn’t really want

…

then, BAM!

i was inside the body of a human.

it was a good day to be born.

Life

When this planet called, Earth was a very young orb, there was impacts and collisions. There was lava and water (dihydrogen oxide.)

Definitely nothing alive until one day it was the rocks themselves which came ‘alive’. (don’t believe me? Ha, I don’t give a shit.) However, today the planet was very much alive.

For billions of years and environment void of life. Acids, no oxygen until the release of the first expelled oxygen for millions of years until the oxygen killed them.

Oops…Life? Where did life come from? Easy, ‘up there’. Asteroids, comets, a lot of material along time ago containing strings of polymers, even the key ingredient, ‘protein’. Life is simple once the proper ingredients are available. A bit tricking though when combining the ingredients. A scale of magnitude/chance of 10X10 to the power of 250.

“Lightning struck the goo and life arrived!” Scientists are so funny. With all the technology available to scientists they cannot arrange the ingredients to make life. They can’t. A.I. will never come close. And why?

You won’t believe the answer. Life was always in existence. Always has, always will be. Life can never be destroyed. Life can never be ‘made’.

So, if you read this far what is the main take away? Is it that Life is forever? Is it that man/machine can never create life? Is it the thought that maybe you should take a shower today as you stink?

There are a few who might say it is interesting that it was rocks that are alive on this planet first.

And while some of you believe in a higher power, a god or God, many do not. When an ant believes in God or an ant does not believe in anything other then themselves, it is still an ant. An ant that contains the precious gift of Life.

Brave?

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. High
  4. Drunk
  5. NONE OF TH4 OF THE ABOVE!!!
  6. sANE? mAY BE, though i’M like a bad memmory,… You. (yes you) can never get rid of ( let me s33ee… dream/ factual/fantisy ((dimwar))m((((ha, ha. ha.))))
  7. Enigma. Ain’t no bitch.

‘WE ] INt4rupt this messag4 to make it r4able to be hot!

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”i am sorry for putting you through shit high4n th4 th3 seven l4efvelw of HELL.’

Subject?

Subjection.

(horseshit!)

Question: school? Of which is correct:? Her intuition? (ha and look… sparkly lights)

Of education there is only the program

a retention and memory there is only yesterday/today/and tomorrow

Celebrate, your education continues!!!

Daily writing prompt
What was your favorite subject in school?

Ramesses II

smoked weed…

So. Question> What is your stance/position/opinion/fact about the negatives and positives of a chemical compound called, THC>?

“Weed is a tool of the devil,” some demons say

“Man, life is truly good when high,” said by angels.

THC< the compound found in marijuana. So, do you partake?

“Fuck no it’s illegal, though it is legal to kill human babies, but fuck no. Weed is bad!”

“Ha. Partake? Don’t you mean, inhale?” (reference to President Clinton)

What is good?

What is bad?

Do the laws of man supersede the laws of God?

Why does the laser focus on my mind become the dot where a cat will do it’s best to find?

Human bodies need so much. They need a belief in something higher than themselves (giggle)

And now seriously… Tell me… Is rice flour (flower) better than potato (spuds) flour? If so, why? If not, (eye rolling)

So tell me reader. Yes you. (you have lovely eyes, i do love the color blue)

Gaslighting?

Constipation?

Weed?

Corn whisky? (mixed with Angry Orchard and a wee dash of Krakken)

You decide.