Since we live in a modern world of retards, (retardz) Whee!

Oops,

anyways,

since this world loves to embrace the collective mind construct of insanity I’ve decide to buy a new car so I went into the dealership and wrote a check for a brand new truck costing $156,000.00 dollars.

The bank would not clear the check so I was very upset. I cried and threw a tantrum, (just like the ICE protestors) The bank said I did not have $156,000.00. They had the audacity to say I owed them money for something called a bounced check.

So I shaved my head…well, polished my head as some say I’m bald yet I say I have an afro because I’m a Nigerian Princess.

Anyways, that did not work so I wrote another check, this time for a million dollars. I wanted to buy a dress like those fuctards at the grammys wore. And then again, I was told I did not have the money.

A question: I know I have a zillion dollars. I know because I am me and I know everything.. I demand! No, I know I demand that the world knows I have a zillion dollars and must cater to my every desire, need, and mental retardation!

And if you ever sell me anything, I demand you take my check. I know I’m good for it. And if you don’t then, then, then, then, I’ll hold my breath until I pass out and become sane.

ICE out of the freezer! I demand fresh underwear! Where is my blanky and binky!

WAAAH!!!