People think they need a lot but actually the list of what they can’t do without is easy.

1. air
2. water
3. sleep
4. bacon

That’s it. Other forms of food are okay though not really needed.

Sure, maybe a potato or two, some boobs and a bicycle, but actually just four things.

And if you say a house or gods or the internet that’s a nicety but really not important.

Now, some people are not allowed to enjoy bacon. Jews and Muslims come to mind which only enforces the importance of having bacon…

Have you noticed that Muslims and Jews are bat shit crazy?

Bacon. Get some.