Can the earth get an erection?

Yellowstone is a hot hole of steamy lust boiling for an eruption

California is confused at which way to swing to destruction

Russia with such stoic hardness where ice cold is much better than molten hot

yet

Japan loves paper and traditional positions

Greenland laughs as not even penguins need protection

and so

yes,

yes the planet can get constant erections, and the orgasms?

When the planet cums then all life to especially include humans…

are merely disposable condoms.