Written by: A corgi owner

If’n you have an inkling to purchase a little welsh corgi puppy, be prepared for a form of controlled chaos combined with a little welsh corgi puppy immediately starting training you and grooming you for an adventure you never imagined.

Corgi’s are the best breed of dog in just about a million nearby solar systems and they also are a stubborn lot.

Aside from training their owners they are work dogs who will invent work if you don’t have any cows or sheep to herd.

Corgis will bark and herd vacuum cleaner, garbage bags, garden hoses, anything they deem to be herdable to include you.

Now today, Thor herded the tractor and the excavator and the quail and was in fine form. Problem was though; mud. A shitload of mud due to a bunch of mud puddles left over from the rain.

One look at him told ya that a shower/garden hose was in his future. No way he was going to wander inside the home.

Now, here is the advice. Corgi’s have tiny legs. Their belly is closer to the ground than a poltician is to wearing horns and sporting a pitchfork.

Thor was a mud dog. Mostly the lower half…so, a walk through some tall weeds made him happy. He chased a covey of quail and in the process the weeds washed him clean.

And who says corgi’s and rednecks are retarded? Oh wait, not.

Appears though that the Gov of Minnesota is seriously retarded according to Trump.

Both of those guys need corgi’s to set them straight.