Ya see, i is

, now blissful in the caress of rum and weed.

n

so what?Cuz i can, indeed.

“We now intrude this drivel to bring a very important public announcement. Has anyone seen Ted? Ted is missing. He stands about 5’2″ and has a big nose. If you see him tell him I’m looking for him.”

What

the

fuck?

And why,

pray tell,

would I write this?

K? Cuz i can.