First, quail are cute.

Second, fuck this planet

Third, a recipe.

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Krakken Bloody Mix from Heaven

1. Mason jar. Clean. Once home to pickles.
2. Fill Mason jar with 1/4 full with Krakken rum.
3. Smell rum and say, “aaahhhhhh….”
4. Add Clamato until near top of glass.
5. Add a good dash of siracha, sirachi, sir…whatever…
6. Stir and add ice
7. Take a sip and get a huge erection, utter “sigh” and then take another sip.

True or treu

I’m living proof the recipe is kick ass.