People like a good mystery…”Hon, did you see my car key?”

“No.”

Little does anyone know but the car key was devoured by garden gnomes under payment from the partner of the key owner.

A little mystery.

So now a real mystery. In a place called something White or another, a couple purchased a lot of land in a development, something about twins.

Anyway, the couple were unique in as of they are weird. He an education but still an insecure moron. She a medical practitioner of sorts and loves wonky and chickens.

Anyway. The mystery.

‘No trespassing” signs abound. (insecure, remember?) They took massive interest in perteckting their terrtory. Yee Haw!

Bigfoot appeared. More orange paint appeared. Bigfoot; attached to a sign and flipping the world a bird. YeeYippeeWhee!

Who dun it?

Who placed the sign?

The odd couple giving the public the ultimate finger?

A stranger with intentions of giving the land owners a massive stroke in anxiety?

Why?

Who?

Oh, or maybe it was me?

Your mission: Solve this mystery and you get absolutely nothing but a sore elbow.