If you are reading this then you either know that Robin exists and chose to read this shit or you saying, “what the fuck is this shit about:?”. If you stumbled on this crap than you should be warned that it is not normal writing and maybe go to your ‘rah’rah’ place and read about kittens or men fucking titties.

Now if you are still reading then hats off to you (who came up with that line?) The following is so fucking true you cannot understand nor even come close to believing it. And at this point in the moment of my choosing, I-could-care-less

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Today, the pine trees spoke. Normally they are a quiet lot; content to converse among themselves and gossip.

When a pine tree gossips it is about the world, it is about humans, it is about forest creatures. Sometimes they even talk about themselves, though it is rare.

Today, the pine trees were assholes. They told me i was an ass and they droned on and on and on… Finally said okay, gonna write about how fucked the pines are today.

Shocked? Damn right the pines were shocked. They thought i would just be their bitch…”Tell Robin to do this, tell Robin to do that…” Fuck them. Told them so which shocked them as they don’t think anyone could understand.

As to why the tirade against the Pine is that as a result of their insults against the norms of Life, is now many will lose their life this year to fire. A fire caused by their pride.

What really set me off is how they treated their cones. You’ve heard of pine cones? Yes? No? Still thinking about men fucking titties? Kittens? Ice cream?

The pines discarded the cones in a very undignified way and not in the honorable way passed down in the timeline for (insert whatever number of millions you are comfortable with)

Crushed.

Murdered.

Killed.

Abandoned.

Complete disregard for the gift…

And so pines, get your affairs in order. Lament. Ask for forgiveness. Soon, you will be engulfed in flames.