Hey parasite.

“Yes o mighty lord of numbnuts.”

It’s fucking hot outside.

“No shit. So when are you going to get skin cancer?”

Never, I used some sunblock.

“And why are you even talking to me? I’m busy watching a cricket talk to a hot rock.”

What is it saying?

“What? The rock or the cricket?”

Both.

“They both are talking about how retarded you are.

Cool.

“You’re an idiot.”